Medical school application essay #142017:"Please write two pages on any topic other than medicine."

This must be some sort of trick.

Maybe I should write something like, "My Thoughts on Why Applying to Medical School is a Terrible Way to Spend Two Years."

Or "Undergraduate GPA and 20/20 Hindsight."
"Law is Also a Nice Profession."
"The Small Envelope: 27 Ways to Hear 'You're Not Good Enought for Us.'"
"Bankruptcy by Application."
etc...